Comedy Queens | Naughty Maids | Mondays 6pm | The Dance Centre
Comedy Queens | Naughty Maids | Mondays 6pm | The Dance Centre
Comedy Queens | Boobie Bon-Bons
677 Davie St (The Dance Centre)
Mondays, 6-7pm, November 9th - November 30th
Choreographer: Halena Lou
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Le Nutcracker Showgirl Spectacular is a Bob Mackie–style fever dream inspired by the storyline of the classical Nutcracker ballet. The party-goers are replaced with raunchy swingers, the rats wear 8-inch boots, and we’ve traded in the Land of Sweets for the Land of the Showgirls. Making its world premiere at The Annex in Vancouver on December 10th, this new holiday tradition brings together extravagant costume design, comedic twists on the classic tale, and a spectacular ensemble of showgirls.
How to Audition
These courses for Le Nutcracker are designed for experienced, advanced, and pre-professional dancers to flex their showgirl repertoire and perform in a professional-calibre ensemble production. The first day of each course serves as both a class and an audition. To audition, dancers should register for Audition Day / Course Day 1 only.
Following the audition, selected dancers will be invited to complete their registration by purchasing the Course Fee + Production Fee for their role. Production fee will cover costume rental and other production-related costs. Production fees vary based on intricacy of the role’s costume. Dancers who are not selected to perform will be offered the opportunity to continue training in the remainder of the course by purchasing the Course Fee only.
Please do not purchase the Production Fee until casting has been confirmed. Casting results will be sent within 24 hours of Day 1.
About the Naughty Maids
In the Nutcracker ballet, the maid is often a source of comic relief. We wanted to continue that tradition while also hiking up their skirts, putting a flask in their bras, and instilling a Lucille Ball-style approach to physical comedy. The maids love being the life of the party, but they sure don’t like the chore of setting up for one.
Images shown are mockups and inspiration for intended costumes, but not guaranteed outcomes for final designs.
Role Requirements
Open-level, dance experience required, nude character heel required
Dancers need to be able to battement at eye-level and complete clean pirouettes in heels.
Important Dates
Saturday, December 5th
162 W 1st Ave #203 BMO Theatre Rehearsal Spaces
Mandatory all-cast dress rehearsal
10am-2pm
Monday, December 7th
162 W 1st Ave #203 BMO Theatre Rehearsal Spaces
Mandatory all-cast dress rehearsal
7pm-11pm
Thursday, December 10th
Show Day - 823 Seymour St The Annex
Call time: 12pm - 7pm
Show time: 8pm
No roles are guaranteed, and casting is at the sole discretion of the artistic team. Dancers absent for one or more of the course dates may be recast and removed from the production without refunds. Course fees, Production Fees, and Day 1 class fees are non-refundable - no exceptions.

